How this works
- The guy at the window asks you questions. Hold TALK to answer one.
Answer all of them and you are through the gate.
- Jim is rocking the trunk. He knows exactly where you are, which is the
whole problem. The car sways more the longer he goes.
- You cannot steady the car while you are talking. Let go of TALK and hold
STEADY to settle it back down.
- The more the car is moving while you are at the window, the more suspicious he
gets. Fill that meter and you are done.
This actually happened. Bulltown Campground, Braxton County, West Virginia,
Memorial Day weekend 1989. Entry is charged per person, so Jim, six foot two
and around two hundred and twenty pounds, got into the trunk of Heath’s
1963 Pontiac Catalina, the light blue one they called the Love Yacht. While Heath
and Shawn talked to the attendant, Jim started shifting back and forth on purpose
and set the whole car swaying. The guy at the window never said a word.